do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
The best thing about this is that it was solely for his personal enjoyment
The sweetest vampire dad ever.
im excited for amazon to start sending packages out by drone because now i can start carrying a sling shot around with me and knock them out of the air and get a present and it will be just like animal crossing
expressing an opinion on tumblr
list of phrases i use far too often
- dang son
- rad as heck(y)
- i am too blessed to be stressed
- what the heckaroo
- jimminy cricket
- you gotta be karate kidding me
- scooby dooby don’t
Stay away from me
I WANT TO GOOGLE A SONG BUT ITS A SOUNDTRACK AND I DONT KNOW THE NAME OR THE MOVIE AND I CANT GOOGLE THE SPECIFIC NOTES I HATE MY LIFE
I AM CRYING THE FUTURE IS NOW
did anyone else do that thing when they were in elementary where you write T H I S on your knuckles and a stick figure on one palm and a scribble on the other and you go “this is bob bob says hi this is bob when the car comes by” thing. that was messed up.
every text post in december must be formatted like this
How the world is celebrating the life of Nelson Mandela.
The accuracy…. it hurts